You are SAD!
I was speaking with my brother, and he’s super anal about how he keeps his files on his computer (alphabetical, with a set naming convention, from left to right, in specific folders, sorted in a way, etc etc). But, his room is a mess… like, a bomb went off while he was cleaning up the explosion of a previous bomb. Bad news.
So I told him “you suffer from Selective Anal Disorder… SAD… you are SAD”
LOL.